man if i had an identical twin we would fuck shit up so bad let me tell you
that is carved
THAT IS A ROCK
I have no idea how the artist manages to make it looks like not just cloth, but TRANSPARENT cloth. Amazing.
Hey Guys this is a sculpture of a Vestal Virgin, carved during the roman empire. its my favorite and is pretty fucking awesome.
I had the same reaction when I saw this motherfucker in the Louvre
I walked around that hunk of orgasm rock for a good ten minutes trying to figure out HOW.
b-but that’s not how rocks work???!!?
FUCKING BERNINI THO
DID SOMEONE SAY BERNINI? HERE’S BERNINI SCULPTING A FAT CARDINAL.
HERE’S A SELF-PORTRAIT. HE’S A DAMNED SOUL IN HELL, HE BURNED HIS HAND AND SCREAMED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR FOR REFERENCE BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING.
OH AND LET’S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THOSE GRASPING ORGASM-HANDS
SPEAKING OF ORGASMS HERE’S A NUN MASTURBATING. HE PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN A FUCKING CHAPEL.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE PUT IN A CHAPEL? THIS BITCHING PIECE OF MARBLE.
IS THAT AN ANGEL POINTING A GOLDEN ARROW AT THE CROTCH OF A NUN? YOU BET YOUR FACE IT IS! IS SHE HAVING A MIND-BLOWING ANGEL-ORGASM?
OF FUCKING COURSE SHE IS!
Reblogging because batshit insane sculptors and horny statues are funny.
Hey everybody! Today we are talking about ART!
I will start out by telling you about one of my favourite artist, Christian Lemmerz!
Lemmerz is most known for having but pig corpses into glass showcases and callingit art. While this is kinda fucked up, it did make people think, and to be honest, he did it to piss people off (which it did)
BUT, because of that, most people seem to forget that he’s actually pretty good at other types of art too. One of them being marble sculptures!
Here’s my favourite one of his, Katrina.
And yes, that is all marble.
And what you can’t see is that the fingers also have wrinkles and lines, even fingerprints
I think you’re missing fucking marble leaves
I can’t with Benedict’s porn ‘stache in that movie. LMAO
P.S. Riding crop, tho
i cant breathe
neither can her toes
What was your favorite moment on set if you could pick one highlight?
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
MEMORIES HOLY SHIT RAINBOW FISH
have you ever met a person that you’re forced to mantain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re thinking of smashing their face in just so they’ll shut up
now no embrace can quite replace
the one that never found you
I don’t know if I should cry or cry
have you tried crying
Dayum dumbledore, what happened